Texting chicks can become tedious, boring and to be honest… like another job. So one of the best things you can do is learn how to text girls in the right way. In this guide I’m going to show you what to text a girl, so that you never run out of things to day and most importantly… NEVER ruin your chances of meeting up with her again.
Before we get started however, there’s a question I want to answer that a lot of guys seem to ask when learning about texting… and that is this:
Why text when I can just call her?
I would respond to that by saying, calling is always the better option.
HOWEVER… your game needs to be strong, to the point where you don’t show any signs of nervousness, neediness or bitch (beta-male) qualities.
With texting, you can bypass all of that, just by learning what to say.
So basically, if you call her… you’re more likely to screw up than in a text message.
Having said that, you can build rapport on the phone which you can’t do over text.
Now we have that question out of the way, let’s move onto…
What to text a girl
Here are a list of funny dirty texts that will get women laughing and thinking about you, they will also feel a strong urge to text you back IMMEDIATELY.
- Okay, I texted you. What are your next two wishes
- Those beautiful eyes….Those sexy lips……..The smoothest walk…..But enough about me, how are u doing?
- You: (send a blank text) Likely Reply: Why did you send me a blank text? You: Babe, you don’t have to come up with excuses to talk to me.
- Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I’m just texting to say goodbye
- I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
- I just made you open your phone for no reason…looks like I got you in check =]
- Sexual Position “69” has ben changed to 96… due to inflation. The cost of eating out has gone up : )
What you must convey when texting girls
Girls respond to a certain type of male qualities, with every text you send you need to be conveying those qualities, otherwise she will lose interest pretty quick. Here are those qualities:
- Confidence – Every girl likes a guy with confidence. Don’t be shy when texting, otherwise you will fall into beta male territory.
- Humour – Being funny will get you laid… period. The better your jokes are the more she will warm to you. But don’t turn into the clown. Throw in some serious things here and there, otherwise she’ll turn to you to entertain her.
- Wit – Being a witty guy shows that you’re clever, it also helps with improv and developing a conversation that she will be addicted to.
- Leadership – Telling her where to meet and at what time, will show her that you’re not a pushover and that you’re a strong alpha male. This is what women want in a man.
What NOT to text a girl… EVER
There are certain things you should never text a girl. Not only because they sound weak, but because they have been sent hundreds of times in the past to girls and they are just boring.
I want you to imagine for a second that you’re a smoking hot woman. Just imagine how many women get texts from men like these:
- Hey babe, how are you?
- Kat, remember me from last night??
- Hey Sarah, was nice meeting you yesterday… how was your day?
- Hey cutie, it was awesome seeing you today
They just scream LAME!!!
Ok, so here’s the most important part of all. Do you want to learn how to become a texting grandmaster? Then you need to watch this video now. It will dramatically change how you text women and will get you everything you want, from zero flakes to booty calls. Yes, it’s that damn amazing.
3 Important Rules on How to Text a Girl You Like (and Get a Date)
There are 3 important rules that you must follow if you want to arm yourself with the highest percentage chance of successfully texting girls and getting dates.
The 3 important rules that you must follow if you want to succeed at texting women are:
- Always Send a Girl a Text Message Immediately After Getting Her Phone Number
- You Never Want to Come Across As Too Needy or Desperate When You Are Text Messaging Women
- Remember Your Goal: To Set Up a Date With This Girl As Quickly As Possible and With the Least Amount of Effort
I will explain each of these very important rules that you must follow below…
How to Text a Girl You Like: Send Her a Text Message Immediately
One of the things that I see a LOT of men do wrong when it comes to text messaging women, is waiting to send a girl a text message after they have managed to get her phone number.
This is a very bad thing to do for many different reasons such as:
- The longer you wait to send her a text message, the more awkward that it becomes.
- The longer you wait to send her a text message, the more greater of a chance that you give yourself of psyching yourself out.
- And the biggest reasons of all, the more longer that you wait in order to send a text message to a girl who you like, the more greater chances that you have of losing her to faster competition (remember: attractive men move fast), life circumstances getting in the way of the seduction, or her forgetting about you and not even remembering who you are altogether.
I can’t stress this rule enough, you simply MUST make it your goal to text girls immediately after getting their phone numbers and setting up dates with them as quickly as possible.
A failure to do so will either lead to fading attraction or worse… ending up in the friend zone. You Have Been Warned.
How to Text a Girl: Remember Your Goal (Which is to Set Up a Date With this Girl as Quickly as Possible)
And so we finally arrive at the most important rule (and unfortunately the one rule that most men choose to ignore the most).
What is your goal and objective when you text a girl?
What is your REAL #1 goal?
It is to secure and get a date. That is the #1 reason for why you would even go about texting a girl in the first place.
So then why do most men do everything except set up dates when they text girls?
If you look at most men’s text message interactions with women it involves a lot of:
- Playful back and forth banter, laughing, and joke telling
- Connection building and sharing stories
- Trying to makes girls laugh and use lot’s and lot’s of humor
And absolutely NO setting up dates.
Want to know the biggest reason for why most men completely fail at text messaging women?
Their failure and inabilty to keep their eyes on the prize (which is setting up dates with the attractive women that they meet).
They have some weird, undetermined, and unspecific goal of try to get this girl to laugh, exchange 50 messages sharing lots of jokes and banter, and somehow (someday?) find a way to set up a date with her.
Is it any wonder that these men do not know how to text a girl that they like?
Even more questions to ask a guy or girl over text
- Questions to ask a guy – Looking for questions to text a guy? You might try these. You might have to weed out the ones that are a bit too long winded but there are some good ones in there.
- Questions to ask a girl – Or perhaps you are texting a girl and want questions for a girl? Try these. Also make sure to take out the ones that will be a bit too cumbersome to answer over text.
- Would you rather questions – These would you rather questions are great because they are short and easy to answer over text.
- Fun questions to ask – Just what it says on the tin, fun questions to ask.
- First date questions – Going on a date or just ran out of questions to ask? Try these.
2. Get Her Number
Once you have built a rapport and feel like she is comfortable around you, you can ask for her number. You can be upfront and say that you want to text her because you are interested in her. She will likely admire your honesty and courage.
However, on the other hand, she may be shy herself. You need to gauge her feelings toward you and her personality. If you don’t feel like you want to be totally honest, here are some simple excuses for why you want her digits:
- You want to text her about something going on work
- You want to text her about homework
- You want to put together a party for a mutual friend
The point is to initiate a conversation about SOMETHING so that you can open the doors for a deeper or more personal exchange later.
4. Make Her Laugh
There is nothing sexier to a woman than a guy who can make her laugh. Girls will swoon for a man who is funny. However, it is important to make sure that your jokes are clean and that you aren’t in danger of offending her. Never make jokes about:
- World issues
Once you two become closer, you can try out some of your more risqué humor but, for now, stick with the “safe” stuff. If she doesn’t know you, she may not know how to take what you think is just all in good fun.
5. Be Yourself
There is no worse mistake that you can make when getting to know a girl than to pretend to be someone else. There are 3 BIG reasons not to:
- It’s often obvious when people are being inauthentic.
- It indicates that you have low self-confidence.
- If you two end up dating, you will eventually emerge as yourself. She will likely be angry or disappointed at having been fooled.
- Laugh at her Jokes.
It’s great if you can make her laugh but it is also important to know when to let her have center stage. She may want to be silly or tell a joke and a man who can laugh at a woman (in a nice way, of course) will let her know that she can be herself. Any woman loves a man who will let her be authentic, real and comfortable in her own skin.
7. Never Text Anything Dirty
Of course, dirty texts are fine between couples. They are usually fun and harmless and add a special fire to a romance. However, if you are just starting to text her, keep it clean. Don’t ever talk about feeling sexual toward her. Also, never send her any inappropriate photos or ask for them from her. Whatsoever.
9. Let Her Text You as Well
If you got her number, then you should definitely text her first. However, once the exchange of texts has begun, allow her to have a chance to initiate conversations. This will be a good gauge of how she feels about you and you won’t risk smothering her or scaring her off.
If she doesn’t ever text you before you text her, then you should probably take that as a sign that she doesn’t feel the same way that you do. If she does text you to initiate things, then there’s a good chance that she is into you or at least thinks you are nice to talk with.
All in all, you should pat yourself back if you ask for her number and text her. Even if nothing happens, or if she ends up not reciprocating your feelings, you will have done something brave and mature.
The point in getting to know girls and dating is to become more comfortable in relationships. Every girl that you like is not going to like you back but you’ll never know until you try, will you? Good luck and have guts!