How to stop masturbating

masturbationBecause… masturbation kills seduction.

Today, I’m not going to write about seduction, but about sex education. I’m not going to mention weird positions, I’m not going to recommend condom brands, and I’m not going to teach you how to make love (or to make a drawing of how to do that)

I want to talk about an issue that is pretty serious which could affect a man’s lifestyle: masturbation.

You see, I’ll start right away by breaking the ice and tell you clearly and simply that we’ve all masturbated at least once. Everyone does that and everyone will keep doing that. And this is when the dangers of masturbation come.

When you’re 14, masturbating is a normal thing, even when done several times. At 14, people discover their sexuality, and we test our machine, we explore our body. There’s nothing wrong about that.   But if you’re over 22 years old, and that you still masturbate when you take a shower, while fantasizing about you next-door neighbor, then, if you allow me, there’s something wrong with you.

Masturbation can completely destroy your life, and I’m talking seriously. If you jerk off frequently, you can become addicted. And unfortunately, you may end up needing your daily dose of jerking off.

I’ve had friends who masturbated so much they put masturbation in their hobbies list. When the guy’s bored, he takes a shower, a little oil and, bam, he’s in heaven (in fact, he’s not in heaven, he’s in hell).

As time goes by, this man may repeat the same process, not because he wants to or because of his sexual appetite, but just as a natural reflex. When you wake up, you brush your teeth (or at least I hope you do) and you never feel like you need an effort to do that. Brushing your teeth every morning is a natural gesture. You get used to it.

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The same thing happens with masturbation. If you masturbate everyday, you will ADOPT this act as part of your daily life, along with drinking water, eating toast bread, going to work, to school, facebook, msn messenger…

And you will, therefore, become a lazy person, dead inside, and completely deserted. It’s tough, and I would even go as far as saying, it’s miserable.

The art of seduction requires practice (read this article) and when we’re lazy, there’s no damn thing we can do about our lives (sorry about these words, but I’ve been overridden by emotion).

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